I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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