I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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