There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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