2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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