They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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