I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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