If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
tell me about the fingering
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