8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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