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(303): View more from Colorado

I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality

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(607): View more from New York

Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.

(1-607): View more from New York

I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?

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