There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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