i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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