Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
