shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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