Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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