Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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