ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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