just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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