He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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