i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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