guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
love makes seman taste better
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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