Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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