wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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