So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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