Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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