So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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