im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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