i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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