just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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