You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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