So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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