Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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