I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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