I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm really busy with my period
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