Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't deserve a penis
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Two words: nipple clamps
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