No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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