I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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