Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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