did you get engaged???
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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