im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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