I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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