He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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