You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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