I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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