I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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