SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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