p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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