If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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