we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
