I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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