Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I need moral support for this bender
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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