I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
