We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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