she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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