quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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